when it gets late, everything is funny.

need i say more? 

honestly blog folks, everything is 'that' much funnier when it's late.

at work, we find the dumbest things to laugh and laugh and laugh about.
tonight, it was a card.
i stood in an isle by myself as i open this card and burst, a few kids walk by and look at me as if i'm on some sort of drug.
the card read on the front, something like "you need some good tunes for your birthday dad"
*opens card*
love your little stinker.
as the card plays a song while a baby dances and toots.
best card invented.

and the past few nights, i have laughed too hard with my co-workers. it keeps getting better and better.
kent brings in fart machines and freaks out customers.
chris says "dookie" way too much and dookie is just a funny word anyway. also, chris toots too much. he is disgusting.
vicki hits on men, even when they are with their wives and her facials are awesome.
jamie and i laugh at people because they are weird. and we crack that's what she said jokes.

and during the day, mikayla is too sweet and makes me not feel so stupid for clocking out when i mean to clock a sweep.
destiny calls me beautiful and is jealous of my smile.
derric sings and says things and he laughs, but no one else does.
matt is awkward because of our crush two years ago. but it is weird.
flavio will make me feel like a little angel and tells me words in spanish to tell riley.
jesse makes fun of me but will always do something stupid right after and then i can make fun of him.
ben always takes great care of me and will do me any favor i ask him. also, he sends me funny pictures after work of people he creeps on.

so to sum it up, i really do enjoy my job! 

oh yeah, and things really are funnier at night when you are tired.